Being far from home, this made me laugh (thanks Lyndi)

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy says about people from Texas...

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas;

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas;
How I can tell Jeff Foxworthy is NOT from Texas, he uses the word "parka":

If you've had a lengthy phone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas;

If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas;

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas;
What???This sounds perfectly normal to me!!!!

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas;

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas;

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas;

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph-- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas;

If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in Texas;

If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas .
Amen!!!!